ALEX PARDEE returns to ruin rainbows forever OOZY RAINBOW is 8" of chernobyl charm that is simply dripping with chemistry. After bobbing for grenades in expired battery acid, this smiling fool donated his lips to a soup kitchen and started volunteering at a local children's hospital (where he's successfully scared kids back to health!) Not having eyelids has made it hard to wink, but his alter EARgo will let you know when he wants to get you alone.